Found Face Story

 

Hola, I am Edwardo Julio Ricardo Santiago Ese Gomez. I live in France and am a part of a family of 15, but never get to see them considering they all suck and don' talk to me because I chose to go into the art field. I cant explain my love for art, the little scribbles on each section of the piece of paper is just BEAUTIFUL. I wish to go to Italy one day and scribble on one of those Italian woman. Its my dream. I saw in a movie of a man going to Italy and falls in love with this woman, Have you seen it too? My favorite movie is probably the one with the fishies who live underwater and go search for the funny fishes son with this one crazy fish. Fending Nimo? right? I have no clue but once again it is my favorite movie. Not many know this about me... but... I am an expert yodeler. I yodel in the shower, on my way to bed, going to work, I even catch myself when I'm asleep! Want to hear a story of me and my yodeling past? No? Well I'll tell you anyway! This one time I went to the park, and like always I was yodeling, and I saw this Ginormous shadow coming my way! I was not sure what it was but I know I almost piddled myself. As soon as the creature broke free of the darkness I realized it was a monsterous bear about 2 feet tall! Considering I am 3'' inches that cub was huge and looked hungry for some nuts. As it came towards me with it's rabid looking, slobbery mouth I started yodeling out of fear, I mean I thought I was going to die! So why not yodel one last time? Well out of the blue the bear suddenly stops, stands up on its hind legs, and starts dancing! I stopped for a few seconds out of shock, but also the bear. Once again it was coming for me so I started yodeling again and even louder! I yodeled for 3 hours straight until the bear was weary from its dancing. I think back on that day every once in awhile and just think to myself, if it werent for my amazing yodeling skills I would'nt be here telling you this! Moral of the story is everyone needs to learn how to yodel, and bears really do dance.